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Sallah's rat-deceiving photo of Robin Crusoe Riverboat
Robin Crusoe Riverboat
November 17, 2003
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The Robin Crusoe Riverboat -- named for famous published author Robin Crusoe -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Outlaws of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild minion
- Two Indian heffalumps
- Hawaiian teepees
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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