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The Rob Roy Riverboat attraction during repairs
Rob Roy Riverboat
June 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
The Rob Roy Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Rob Roy -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Grid. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's bachelor
- Lost Indian scouts
- Cherokee teepees
- Guests struggling with marginal cubs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, high blood pressure, sin, or finger, brain, lung, ankle, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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