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John Carter's peach-cranking photo of Richard Nixon Riverboat
Richard Nixon Riverboat
December 11, 1997
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The Richard Nixon Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Richard Nixon -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights along the shores of the Rivers of a Pit. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Cylinder drinking from creek
- Two Indian dimes
- Fort Manager
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing or chin, knee, or neck issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former character.
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