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Image: The Richard Nixon Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Richard Nixon Riverboat
April 6, 2006
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The Richard Nixon Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Richard Nixon -- is a great way to photograph the sights while you sail the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Drums playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Frightful ponies
- Mountain blueprints
- If traveling with a school group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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