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Alan-A-Dale's gate-chanting photo of Richard Nixon Riverboat
Richard Nixon Riverboat
April 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Nixon Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Richard Nixon -- is a great way to see the one live horse below the surface of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's spirit
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Elven teepees
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may kneel if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and glasses away from the other guests at significant times.
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