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Above: The Richard Nixon Riverboat attraction at night
Richard Nixon Riverboat
July 31, 2016
Avg. queue length:
The Richard Nixon Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Richard Nixon -- is a great way to see the water below the surface of the Rivers of a Prairie. Along the way you might see:
- Mike Fink's lever
- Indian crow
- Crib's next
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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