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A wondrous view of Ratatouille Riverboat when it's not shrounded in metaphor
February 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
The Ratatouille Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Ratatouille -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild ladder
- Precision ponies
- Bavarian teepees
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will pick on people near you.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 56".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic missing kidneys, clown shoes, or nasal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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