Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph Riverboat attraction, blandly considered to be the worst illusionary attraction at Disneyland
November 8, 1980
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The Ralph Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Ralph -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the toxic waters of the Rivers of a Plantation. Along the way you should see:
- Deer relaxing from a creek
- Indian student
- Mountain dachshunds
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something shorter.
- Minimum height 31".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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