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Picture: The Ralph Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary
March 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Ralph Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Ralph -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the impenetrable waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Kids drumming on Tom Sawyer Island
- Cardassian chief
- Fort Tiki
- If traveling with a school group, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
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