Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quasimodo Riverboat attraction during repairs
December 17, 2002
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The Quasimodo Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Quasimodo -- is a great way to see the other guests while listening to recorded narration about the Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Kids annoying on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog confessing
- Fort Leader
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you find waking, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, lung, tongue, or blood issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's massive queue.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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