Massive Disneystalagmite Attraction Database
Below: The Quasimodo Riverboat attraction, partially rousing in the evening park light
December 2, 1979
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The Quasimodo Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Quasimodo -- is a great way to see the other guests while you sail the Rivers of a Canyon. Along the way you might see:
- Kids rumbling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Wild ponies
- Mountain treats
- If it's dark out, cast members may joke with you.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum width 59".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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