Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Quasimodo Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Oogie
August 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're wee)
The Quasimodo Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Quasimodo -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights below the surface of the Trains of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Kids hiding on Tom Sawyer Island
- German chief
- Fort Platoon
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This was one of the few remaining "H ticket" attractions.
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