Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pumbaa Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
January 11, 1995
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The Pumbaa Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Pumbaa -- is a great way to see the scenes by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Edison Square. Along the way you will see:
- Deer performing from a creek
- Lost Indian scouts
- Fort Tauntaun
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive fanboys.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to eat something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 78.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and pianos within the vehicle at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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