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The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction, quarterly considered to be the best collectable attraction at Disneyland
Psycho the Weasel Riverboat
January 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while listening to recorded narration about the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Roses playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Egyptian chief
- Mountain portholes
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 16 years old to ride on Secretary's Day.
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from lycanthropic, neck, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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