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The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Psycho the Weasel Riverboat
April 28, 1986
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The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the ducks while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of India. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Dumplings playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Jawa chief
- Jawa village
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant athletes may ride.
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