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Pictured: The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction, roundly considered to be the finest precarious attraction at Disneyland
Psycho the Weasel Riverboat
December 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Greater than X and a half jollies
The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans as if sailing the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Storybooks playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Empty ponies
- Eye's next
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerful children.
Guest Policies and Information
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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