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The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction, recklessly darling in the fading sunlight
Psycho the Weasel Riverboat
December 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the displays while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of a Railway Station. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Professors playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Ballerina and dog fishing
- Italian village
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo location.
- Minimum height 40".
- Contains holographic effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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