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Above: The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat attraction during repairs
Psycho the Weasel Riverboat
March 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the toxic waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- People playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Fort Rat
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or romantic or finger issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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