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The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat train as seen from the top of Switzerland
Psycho the Weasel Riverboat
March 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Psycho the Weasel Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Psycho the Weasel -- is a great way to see the water as if sailing the Rivers of the Park. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Orb drinking from creek
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Kid's next
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from stomach, personal, blood, bowel, or kidney disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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