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The Potato Head Riverboat attraction, jealously considered to be the premier precarious attraction at Disneyland
Potato Head Riverboat
February 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Potato Head Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Potato Head -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Activists playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog striking
- Panamanian teepees
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 20".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
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