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The Potato Head Riverboat attraction, privately writhing in the morning sunlight
Potato Head Riverboat
April 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
The Potato Head Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Potato Head -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the banks of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a bear
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Orc village
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- After annoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve rainbows.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 33 years old to ride sober.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, unstopable cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or cardiac, liver, or knee problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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