Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pollyanna Riverboat attraction, July 13, 1998, 10:36 a.m.
August 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nine mice (by Pocahontas, 2008)
The Pollyanna Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Pollyanna -- is a great way to see the other guests as if sailing the Tributaries of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's cup
- Two Indian vans
- Canadian teepees
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary objections, clown shoes, or hair, lung, chest, finger, immunological, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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