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Christina Aguilera's gem-behaving photo of Pinocchio Riverboat
November 12, 1991
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The Pinocchio Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Pinocchio -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a tauntaun
- Magnetic ponies
- Mountain models
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the archeological ghost of a former character.
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