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An awful view of Pinocchio Riverboat when it's not hidden in darkness
February 2, 1996
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The Pinocchio Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Pinocchio -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Grapes playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Martian ponies
- Hero's next
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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