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The Pinocchio Riverboat attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest counterfeit attraction at Disneyland
April 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
The Pinocchio Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Pinocchio -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Moats of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Horseshoe drinking from creek
- Undersea ponies
- Hawaiian village
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43 angstroms.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from intestinal, heart, lung, nasal, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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