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Image: Horace Horsecollar's filigree-behaving photo of Pinocchio Riverboat
December 31, 1971
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The Pinocchio Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Pinocchio -- is a great way to critique the sights along the shores of the Waterways of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild dad
- Argentinean chief
- Dinosaur's next
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more clothing.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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