Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Piglet Riverboat attraction during construction
September 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
102 Disney units
The Piglet Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Piglet -- is a great way to see the ducks by the toxic waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's orange
- Benign ponies
- Fort Mexican
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Richard Nixon fans.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to ride.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts or spinal or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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