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Above: The Pierre Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its electric anniversary
November 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
The Pierre Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Pierre -- is a great way to see the water while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Holland. Along the way you hope to see:
- Cat drinking from creek
- Ugly ponies
- Fort Bear
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may wait if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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