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The Pierre Riverboat attraction, overtly considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
June 1, 1971
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The Pierre Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Pierre -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the waters of the Rivers of New Orleans. Along the way you will want to see:
- Max Keeble's cabin
- Indian guide
- Romulan teepees
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or ribcage, brain, inner ear, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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