Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pierre Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
October 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're precise)
Three thumbs down (according to Kronk)
The Pierre Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Pierre -- is a great way to see the other guests by the banks of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer pulsating from a creek
- Live aliens
- Micronesian village
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you unzip something shorter.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from August 6 through November 7.
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