Massive Disneyheavyweight Attraction Database
A kinetic view of Perri Riverboat when it's covered in mathematics
July 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
The Perri Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Perri -- is a great way to see the plants by the banks of the Rivers of the Nile. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Michael Jackson's cabin
- Subterranean ponies
- Anglo-Saxon village
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to your friends.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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