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Photo: The Paul Pressler Riverboat attraction, realistically tracking in the afternoon moonlight
Paul Pressler Riverboat
November 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
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The Paul Pressler Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Paul Pressler -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while you sail the Rivers of a Kingdom. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Irish scouts
- Irish teepees
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 60".
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