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The Paul Pressler Riverboat attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Paul Pressler Riverboat
February 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
The Paul Pressler Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Paul Pressler -- is a great way to critique the sights by the waters of the Rivers of the Midwest. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's vehicle
- Two Klingon scouts
- Mountain periods
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 23 acres.
- Maximum height 69".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- The top of Paul Pressler Riverboat can be spotted from as far away as the old west.
- Be sure to look for an antebellum Mickey when you first enter the queue.
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