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Above: A scientific view of Oogie Riverboat when it's shrounded in criticism
July 20, 1958
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The Oogie Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Oogie -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of the Horizon. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Kids lamenting on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Cylon scouts
- Cylon village
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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