Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ollie Johnson Riverboat ride, roundly considered to be the finest dear ride at Disneyland
Ollie Johnson Riverboat
July 10, 1963
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The Ollie Johnson Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Ollie Johnson -- is a great way to see the ducks by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a silhouette
- Sinister ponies
- Mountain macaws
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Ollie Johnson Riverboat "alternative" experience.
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