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Below: The Ollie Johnson Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ollie Johnson Riverboat
August 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
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The Ollie Johnson Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Ollie Johnson -- is a great way to see the water while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Tomorrowland. Along the way you might see:
- Deer climbing from a creek
- Two Indian snapshots
- Fort Something
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction after the holidays.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Belle meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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