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The Nikki Riverboat attraction, immediately considered to be the worst metal attraction at Disneyland
April 20, 2007
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The Nikki Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Nikki -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you will see:
- Deer fossilizing from a creek
- Can and dog fishing
- Mountain carvings
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo garden.
- Minimum height 28".
- Waiting may occur.
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