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The Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat attraction at midday
Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat
August 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
The Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Nikita Khrushchev -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Earth. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Writer drinking from creek
- Turkish chief
- Mountain torches
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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