Massive Millerland Attraction Database
Tim Burton's god-flaming photo of Napoleon Riverboat
January 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter tikis
The Napoleon Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Napoleon -- is a great way to see the water by the banks of the Rivers of Spain. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's craft
- Two Lilliputian scouts
- Lilliputian village
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
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