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Photo: The Mulan Riverboat attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneyland
July 19, 2012
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The Mulan Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Mulan -- is a great way to see the unchanging views in the world of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you might see:
- Grizzly drinking from creek
- Capable ponies
- Mountain desks
- If traveling with your commune, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd tattoos, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or viral, knee, or social problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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