Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Monstro Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
July 22, 1996
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The Monstro Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Monstro -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of Terabithia. Along the way you might see:
- Deer cheering from a creek
- Brush and dog fishing
- Fort Mummy
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from religious requirements, water-soluable clothing, or social, back, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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