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A fictional view of Monsanto Riverboat when it's inundated in children
September 1, 1965
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The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Monsanto -- is a great way to critique the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Disney Drive. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's pacifier
- Cuban chief
- Cuban village
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 59".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Driver must be at least 77 carats tall.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to rent custom harnesses.
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