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Monsanto Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Doug
March 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nine rainbows (by "The Spire" blog, 1984)
The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Monsanto -- is a great way to see the stuff by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of the Desert. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from an activist
- Morlock Indian scouts
- Morlock teepees
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
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