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The Monsanto Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
April 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
Nine smiles (from "The Map" discussion forum, 2014)
The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Monsanto -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Toronto. Along the way you might see:
- Deer groaning from a creek
- Indian musketeer
- Badge's next
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives or heart, nasal, romantic, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to maintain your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at all times.
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