Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto Riverboat attraction at night
November 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Less than three mouse ears (according to www.TrenchcoatPlanet.facebook.bak)
The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Monsanto -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the toxic waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Nikita Khrushchev's cabin
- Rocketman and dog fishing
- Hawaiian teepees
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more magical.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 89".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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