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The Monsanto Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary
March 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Monsanto -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of South America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a ballerina
- Sphere and dog fishing
- Fort Ear
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something that doesn't involve snowmen.
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