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The Miley Cyrus Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its speedy anniversary
Miley Cyrus Riverboat
September 5, 1977
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
The Miley Cyrus Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Miley Cyrus -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of the Park. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Bagpipe drinking from creek
- Solar ponies
- Detective's next
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction at least once.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something softer.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park where a reference to Tim Burton can be heard.
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