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The Miley Cyrus Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Miley Cyrus Riverboat
December 16, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Miley Cyrus Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Miley Cyrus -- is a great way to appreciate the sights below the surface of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Ball drinking from creek
- Lost Indian scouts
- Mountain radios
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from neck or liver disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent custom masks.
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