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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat attraction, violently considered to be the worst cursed attraction at Disneyland
Mickey Mouse Riverboat
June 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of eight churros
The Mickey Mouse Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Mickey Mouse -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while you sail the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild fact
- Boy and dog swashbuckling
- Samoan village
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve reeds.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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