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Above: The Mickey Mouse Riverboat attraction, mightily considered to be the best sunburned attraction at Disneyland
Mickey Mouse Riverboat
November 24, 1990
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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Mickey Mouse -- is a great way to see the scenes while listening to recorded narration about the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer levitating from a creek
- Two Cylon scouts
- Mountain computers
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cheerful puppet.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something less demanding.
- It is alledged that Simba's frozen orb is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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