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At right: The Mickey Mouse Riverboat dark ride at night
Mickey Mouse Riverboat
April 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
The Mickey Mouse Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Mickey Mouse -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of Vaudeville. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Suzanna's cabin
- Live biscuits
- Cuban teepees
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this dark ride, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this dark ride's fans.
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