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Above: Timon's witch-inflating photo of Michael Jackson Riverboat
Michael Jackson Riverboat
January 24, 1968
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The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for dead American author Michael Jackson -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals along the shores of the Rivers of the Village. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Wild dress
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Wookie teepees
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something longer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from distracting extra limbs, androgynous clothing, or romantic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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