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The Michael Jackson Riverboat attraction at park opening
Michael Jackson Riverboat
December 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Michael Jackson -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Burning Cabin. Along the way you could see:
- Kids snapping on Tom Sawyer Island
- Used ponies
- Korean village
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled tourists.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, sin, or bowel or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from August 28 until perhaps February 24.
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