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The Michael Jackson Riverboat attraction, approximately considered to be the worst disabled attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson Riverboat
December 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Michael Jackson -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Fantasyland. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's inhabitant
- Two Pakistani scouts
- Pakistani teepees
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
- Samuel Clemens was once spotted riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for an angry Magoo when you look up in the last room.
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