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Above: Michael Jackson Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Smee
Michael Jackson Riverboat
June 20, 1957
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The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Michael Jackson -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while listening to recorded narration about the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Aida's cabin
- Live replicas
- Cherokee teepees
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something that requires less clothing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are able to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate minions.
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