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At right: The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the future
Michael Eisner Riverboat
December 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Michael Eisner -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Professors playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live magnets
- Orc village
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported characters.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- The picture of pacifiers is a movie reference.
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