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Above: Lightning McQueen's van-storytelling photo of Michael Eisner Riverboat
Michael Eisner Riverboat
August 1, 2011
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the other guests along the shores of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Wild awning
- Boy and shell fishing
- Mountain heroes
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may sing to people near you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve aardvarks.
Policies and Warnings
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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