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Above: The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
Michael Eisner Riverboat
June 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (according to "The Rogue" newsletter)
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Michael Eisner -- is a great way to critique the sights as if sailing the Moats of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Wild hero
- Two Ewok scouts
- Ewok village
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant lasers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed allergies, inappropriate headgear, or liver, clothing, blood, brain, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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