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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Michael Eisner Riverboat
April 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero guests
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Holland. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Vest drinking from creek
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Mountain robins
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1968 World's Pavilion.
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