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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Michael Eisner Riverboat
May 22, 2006
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the scenes by the toxic waters of the Rivers of a Waterfall. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer drinking from a bullwhip
- Two South American scouts
- South American village
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will point at you.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or clothing, familial, intestinal, or wrist complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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