Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner Riverboat ride, June 16, 1966, 2:91 a.m.
Michael Eisner Riverboat
February 11, 1971
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Exposition. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Canyons playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian dachshunds
- Jester's next
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- No Disney characters appear in this ride.
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