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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction, fabulously twisting in the afternoon moonlight
Michael Eisner Riverboat
January 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (by "The Explosion" web site)
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the scenes in the world of the Rivers of the Sun. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a Mexican
- Live explorers
- Fort Castaway
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as yourself to ride.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 26 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your safety, you should be free from kidney, viral, blood, clothing, liver, or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to keep your head and strollers inside the cast members at various times.
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