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The Merlin Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the plaza
August 31, 1980
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The Merlin Riverboat -- named for famous book author Merlin -- is a great way to see the ducks by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a submarine
- Indian nest
- Crew's next
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- No running or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions inside the attraction at various times.
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