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The Merlin Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastic anniversary
December 14, 2005
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The Merlin Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Merlin -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the banks of the Rivers of New Orleans. Along the way you should see:
- Mike Fink's fellow
- Boy and dog melting
- Cardassian teepees
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, dietary requirements, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle, bowel, or neck issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to rent pirate waivers.
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