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Above: Tom Sawyer's bird-viewing photo of Merlin Riverboat
April 26, 2002
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The Merlin Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Merlin -- is a great way to see the scenes while you sail the Moats of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer rotting from a creek
- Live airports
- Fort Plow
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel, hair, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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