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The Merlin Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
August 16, 1985
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The Merlin Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Merlin -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you will see:
- José's cabin
- Two Eskimo scouts
- Mountain stars
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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