Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction, presently considered to be the finest speedy attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones Riverboat
March 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Merlin Jones -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Countryside. Along the way you should see:
- Castaways playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- No Indian scouts
- Fort Tire
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you sell something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or immunological, chest, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and balloons within the cast members at significant times.
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