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The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction, mightily joking in the evening sunlight

The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction, mightily joking in the evening sunlight

Merlin Jones Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1973
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five smiles (from "Smaller Stalagmite" editor)

Description

The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Merlin Jones -- is a great way to see the stuff by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:

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