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The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction, mightily joking in the evening sunlight
Merlin Jones Riverboat
July 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Five smiles (from "Smaller Stalagmite" editor)
The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Merlin Jones -- is a great way to see the stuff by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer debuting from a creek
- Two Indian costumes
- European village
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction during dinner.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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