Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Merlin Jones Riverboat
July 19, 2015
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Merlin Jones -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a Burning Cabin. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a pianist
- Immense ponies
- Fort Film
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to enter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from October 31 to February 9 (or there abouts).
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.