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The Maynard Riverboat attraction, quickly boring in the evening sunlight
November 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
X princesses (according to Merlin)
The Maynard Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Maynard -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans as if sailing the Rivers of the Caribbean. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Squanto's cabin
- Twenty Indian scouts
- Fort Muppet
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to point at you.
- Because this is a cute attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom navigators.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Wally Boag's frozen tiki is entombed beneath this attraction.
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