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Above: The Matt Ouimet Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Matt Ouimet Riverboat
April 7, 1964
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The Matt Ouimet Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Matt Ouimet -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from an amigo
- Two Indian replicas
- Mountain scientists
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from the writings of Rabbit.
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