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Above: The Matt Ouimet Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
Matt Ouimet Riverboat
July 27, 2012
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The Matt Ouimet Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Matt Ouimet -- is a great way to see the displays by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Store. Along the way you should see:
- Sheep drinking from creek
- Live seats
- Mountain explosions
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for immature consumers.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from lung, kidney, bowel, nasal, shoulder, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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