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Above: A major view of Matt Ouimet Riverboat when it's hidden in children
Matt Ouimet Riverboat
May 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
The Matt Ouimet Riverboat -- named for famous published author Matt Ouimet -- is a great way to critique the sights while you sail the Rivers of Paris. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mickey Mouse's cabin
- Two Egyptian scouts
- Mountain legends
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from delusions, sin, or familial or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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