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The Mary Poppins Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Mary Poppins Riverboat
May 3, 1967
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The Mary Poppins Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Mary Poppins -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans below the surface of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Host drinking from creek
- Full ponies
- Romulan teepees
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will point at people near you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, hair, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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