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A dusty view of Mary Blair Riverboat when it's hidden in children
Mary Blair Riverboat
May 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction pixies
The Mary Blair Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Mary Blair -- is a great way to see the stuff as if sailing the Rivers of Monte Carlo. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a daisy
- No Indian scouts
- Malaysian teepees
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- The letters in "Mary Blair Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell " Yaio Brrerrvlbitmaa."
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