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A beautiful view of Marty Sklar Riverboat when it's not covered in seats
Marty Sklar Riverboat
April 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up
The Marty Sklar Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Marty Sklar -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights as if sailing the Rivers of a Burning Cabin. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer stretching from a creek
- Tahitian chief
- Tahitian village
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by comatose Shriners.
- During selected "Full Mornings," Disneyland cast members should visualize this attraction more than a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Boredom may occur.
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