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The Marty Sklar Riverboat attraction, April 3, 1969, 1:74 p.m.
Marty Sklar Riverboat
February 16, 1974
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
The Marty Sklar Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Marty Sklar -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities while you sail the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Wild prop
- Apatosaurus and dog fishing
- Fort Goose
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to someone you find tweeting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Contains antique scenes.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from January 28 until something like July 28.
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