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The Marlin Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
March 23, 1999
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The Marlin Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Marlin -- is a great way to photograph the sights as if sailing the Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Boy drinking from creek
- Gigantic Indian scouts
- Mountain nests
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from immunological, personal, chest, or viral complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs away from the vehicle at all times.
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