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Below: A spectacular view of Marlin Riverboat when it's inundated in fog
March 16, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three and four quarters smiles (by someone dressed as Kronk)
The Marlin Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Marlin -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights while you sail the Rivers of the Western Hemisphere. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a chute
- Reluctant ponies
- Mountain bartenders
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for John Hench's griffin.
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