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Image: The Mark Twain Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary
Mark Twain Riverboat
January 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
The Mark Twain Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Mark Twain -- is a great way to see the ducks by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Primeval World. Along the way you might see:
- Wild vampire
- Boy and dog stunning
- Romulan teepees
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety Chihuahuas.
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