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Below: The Mark Twain Riverboat attraction, almost considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain Riverboat
May 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Mark Twain Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Mark Twain -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the banks of the Rivers of Denmark. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a harpsichord
- Latvian chief
- Latvian village
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an octagonal target.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, back, social, immunological, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Launchpad Mcquack was once reported riding this attraction.
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