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The Mark Twain Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Mark Twain Riverboat
June 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Approximately seven Walts
The Mark Twain Riverboat -- named for famous book author Mark Twain -- is a great way to see the other guests as if sailing the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you should see:
- Kids vacuuming on Tom Sawyer Island
- Puzzled Indian scouts
- Hobbit teepees
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, cardiac, or attention-span disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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