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Image: The Mark Twain Riverboat attraction, grandly considered to be the best sleek attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain Riverboat
October 31, 1962
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The Mark Twain Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Mark Twain -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the banks of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a bank
- Cricket and dog fishing
- Mountain turntables
- Guests struggling with tall tubs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains exploding effects.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- This is the only attraction in this land in which a reference to Kuzco can be heard.
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