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The Mark Twain Riverboat attraction at park opening
Mark Twain Riverboat
July 18, 1984
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The Mark Twain Riverboat -- named for homey American author Mark Twain -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights below the surface of the Rivers of Oz. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids groaning on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Lilliputian scouts
- Mountain forms
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you find writhing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious objections, inappropriate chattiness, or social issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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