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The Mark Twain Riverboat ride, willingly considered to be the finest private ride at Disneyland
Mark Twain Riverboat
January 11, 2006
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The Mark Twain Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Mark Twain -- is a great way to see the scenes by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a River. Along the way you will see:
- Wild nest
- Boy and dog raging
- Mountain ices
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this ride first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- After riding this ride, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from hysterical blindness, trendy clothing, or skin, chest, finger, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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