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Pictured: Mark Twain Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Mark Twain Riverboat
October 24, 2013
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The Mark Twain Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Mark Twain -- is a great way to see the water by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you might see:
- Juice drinking from creek
- Boy and dog frowning
- Munchkin teepees
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Contains antique effects.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and buccaneers away from the wild animals at significant times.
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