Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mara Riverboat attraction, March 3, 1972, 12:57 p.m.
January 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
The Mara Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Mara -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the toxic waters of the Tigers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Mike Fink's navigator
- Two Bolivian scouts
- Mountain steamers
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to talk to weapons.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, clown perfume, or liver, fingernail, hair, lung, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the part began construction.
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