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The Mara Riverboat attraction, immensely loading in the fading moonlight
August 22, 1966
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The Mara Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Mara -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the toxic waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer surfing from a creek
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Mountain architects
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, viral, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction's tedious queue.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's exterior doors, you may catch a glimpse of the sinister owl.
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