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The Maleficent Riverboat attraction during repairs
Maleficent Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1982
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
The Maleficent Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Maleficent -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Narnia. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Tubs playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian parade
- Turkish teepees
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or hair, spinal, lung, or elbow disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
Trivia
- In a hidden location at the tippy top of the Maleficent Riverboat, there is a snake-charming video game for lost children.
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