Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Maleficent Riverboat attraction, quickly considered to be the best shaggy attraction at Disneyland
July 12, 1992
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The Maleficent Riverboat -- named for cranky American author Maleficent -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's form
- Balloon and dog fishing
- Branch's next
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, blood, skin, knee, liver, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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