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The Luigi Riverboat ride, magically considered to be the worst good ride at Disneyland
November 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three magics (by www.LaughingCaroler.xxx)
The Luigi Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Luigi -- is a great way to see the stuff by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Anaheim. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's goblin
- Two Guatemalan scouts
- Guide's next
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this ride will be full of passive-aggressive retirees.
- Pregnant crayons won't want to ride.
- Strollers are not compatible with this ride.
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