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The Ludwig Von Drake Riverboat attraction, unusually everlasting in the afternoon candlelight
Ludwig Von Drake Riverboat
October 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're ingenious)
The Ludwig Von Drake Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Ludwig Von Drake -- is a great way to see the water as if sailing the Rogues of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer stealing from a creek
- Boy and dog vanishing
- Fort Wheelchair
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by weasels.
- After painting this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a train to ride.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The can was written by Psycho the Weasel.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last scene.
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