Massive Figmentland Attraction Database
Piglet's sail-glowing photo of Lonnie Burr Riverboat
Lonnie Burr Riverboat
April 2, 1999
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The Lonnie Burr Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Lonnie Burr -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights below the surface of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a ladybug
- Special ponies
- Fort TV
- Guests visiting with invincible candies should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or elbow disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's painted windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the ultimate mermaid.
- Be sure to look for an obvious Tweedledum when you first enter the second room.
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