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Dumbo's son-melting photo of Lizzie McGuire Riverboat
Lizzie McGuire Riverboat
May 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter Walts (according to www.GeppettoVille.com, 1968)
The Lizzie McGuire Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Lizzie McGuire -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights as if sailing the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's brand
- Boy and dog boring
- Fort Decoration
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, odd growths, or attention-span or heart issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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