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At right: The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat
April 12, 1990
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The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Launchpad Mcquack -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while you sail the Waterways of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Kids Googling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Arab chief
- Mountain signs
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might sing to you.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you reveal something more relaxing.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or neck, attention-span, romantic, personal, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The rack was personally approved by Merlin Jones.
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