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Pictured: The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat dark ride as seen from the top of Holland
Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat
September 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Launchpad Mcquack -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Florida. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Wild car
- Cursed ponies
- Awning's next
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, it's recommended that you experience something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Dark ride is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from September 14 until something like December 31.
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