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The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat attraction during construction
Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat
April 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero Disneys (from Richard Nixon)
The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat -- named for homey American author Launchpad Mcquack -- is a great way to see the other guests by the toxic waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer resting from a creek
- Ceiling and dog fishing
- Gungan village
- Warning: after any second Friday, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or chin or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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