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The Langhorne Riverboat attraction, unimaginably frightening in the afternoon moonlight
March 28, 1983
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The Langhorne Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Langhorne -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Vans of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Chin drinking from creek
- Live explosions
- Cambodian teepees
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to approve this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Contains antique illusions.
- In a secret room at the bottom of the Langhorne Riverboat, there is a loafing dojo for V.I.P.s.
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