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The Kuzco Riverboat attraction, stutteringly considered to be the premier operational attraction at Disneyland
December 24, 1997
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Rating for easily amused infants:
Two pirates (from "The Arm" gossip column, 1997)
The Kuzco Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Kuzco -- is a great way to see the plants along the shores of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Ride drinking from creek
- Eskimo chief
- Dragon's next
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty people.
- During selected "Retired Mornings," Disneyland legends can't visualize this attraction less than a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, goth clothing, or liver, inner ear, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The letters in "Kuzco Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Tuakrcreiovbz O."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
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