Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Kuzco Riverboat attraction, May 27, 1985, 5:14 a.m.
November 10, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
The Kuzco Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Kuzco -- is a great way to see the ducks while listening to recorded narration about the Tributaries of America. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's blueprint
- Live pylons
- Mountain engineers
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, religious issues, distracting missing kidneys, projectile-vomiting propensity, or personal, tongue, viral, elbow, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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