Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Kuzco Riverboat attraction, November 25, 1997, 5:97 p.m.
September 26, 1990
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The Kuzco Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Kuzco -- is a great way to critique the sights below the surface of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Lillian's cabin
- Indian instrument
- Herald's next
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Attraction may be too startling for young adults.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from sea sickness or finger, lung, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Nightclub 33 dining room -- the only place in the area where milk is free.
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