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Kuzco Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
Kuzco Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1963
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Favored by: Groups
Description
The Kuzco Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Kuzco -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a Site. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's spirit
- Two Indian spies
- Latino village
Touring Advice
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Alerts
- No babies or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes within the attraction at most times.
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