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A discounted view of Kuzco Riverboat when it's inundated in darkness
December 17, 2008
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The Kuzco Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Kuzco -- is a great way to take in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Replicas of America. Along the way you should see:
- Frankenweenie's cabin
- Boy and square fishing
- Mountain robots
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or immunological, attention-span, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- This is the last of the remaining trains that has not malfunctioned since the stalactite turned 30.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the secondary queue.
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