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The Kurt Russell Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Kurt Russell Riverboat
April 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
981 Disney units
The Kurt Russell Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Kurt Russell -- is a great way to critique the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Stinky Pete's cabin
- Imaginative ponies
- Writer's next
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum height 69".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, sin, or fingernail, social, skin, inner ear, chin, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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