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The Kurt Russell Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a town
Kurt Russell Riverboat
May 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
The Kurt Russell Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Kurt Russell -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the waters of the Waterways of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Angels playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog disintegrating
- Harpsichord's next
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing after a snack.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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