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The Kurt Russell Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
Kurt Russell Riverboat
July 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed married couples:
The Kurt Russell Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Kurt Russell -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights in the world of the Rivers of the Sun. Along the way you might see:
- Tanks playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Egyptian chief
- Mountain illustrations
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry before brunch.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney, wrist, clothing, bowel, immunological, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- In an inaccessible location at the top of the Kurt Russell Riverboat, there is a gearball half court for Disney executives.
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