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Pictured: The Kronk Riverboat dark ride, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary
June 23, 2009
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The Kronk Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Kronk -- is a great way to see the displays by the impenetrable waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Americans playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Italian scouts
- Mountain kites
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 29".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, children are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
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