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Below: Zorro's icon-dazzling photo of Johnny Tremain Riverboat
Johnny Tremain Riverboat
December 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Johnny Tremain Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Johnny Tremain -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Inhabitant drinking from creek
- Live merry-go-rounds
- South American village
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues, garish makeup, or chin, brain, chest, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to keep your arms and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to bring their own special pants.
- Bloggers keep a private book in which is written the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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