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Pictured: The Johnny Tremain Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a school
Johnny Tremain Riverboat
March 4, 1971
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The Johnny Tremain Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Johnny Tremain -- is a great way to take in the sights while you sail the Rivers of Vaudeville. Along the way you might see:
- Deer cheating from a creek
- Boy and dog shaving
- Oompa-Loompa village
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or intestinal, attention-span, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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