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A precious view of John Lasseter Riverboat when it's not bathed in children
John Lasseter Riverboat
October 22, 1975
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The John Lasseter Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator John Lasseter -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Depot. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Yale Gracey's cabin
- Metal ponies
- Navajo village
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skin or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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