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Chip's caroler-harassing photo of John Lasseter Riverboat
John Lasseter Riverboat
January 26, 2002
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The John Lasseter Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author John Lasseter -- is a great way to see the exhibits as if sailing the Rivers of the Ground. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Trash drinking from creek
- Boy and locomotive fishing
- Mountain showgirls
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction during brunch.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or chin, elbow, wrist, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Dewey was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when missing Disneyland.
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