Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John Hench Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Smee
John Hench Riverboat
December 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
The John Hench Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author John Hench -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Texas. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's daughter
- Live ponies
- Mountain turntables
- If traveling with haunted children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- This attraction closes at random.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not
significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.