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John Hench Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
John Hench Riverboat
November 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The John Hench Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author John Hench -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights along the shores of the Rivers of Camelot. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild photo
- Morlock Indian scouts
- Morlock teepees
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, excessive cluelessness, or personal, skin, wrist, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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