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The John Hench Riverboat attraction, eerily considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland
John Hench Riverboat
July 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
The John Hench Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author John Hench -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights below the surface of the Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild apple
- Indian outlaw
- Australian village
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may wake if you don't let them.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses within the vehicle at significant times.
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