Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench Riverboat attraction, stingily howling in the afternoon sunlight
John Hench Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1978
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Nine happy faces (from www.Doug.com)
Description
The John Hench Riverboat -- named for famous literary author John Hench -- is a great way to see the displays while you sail the Rivers of Eden. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Gloves playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live tables
- Mountain leaders
Touring Advice
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something shorter.
Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, bad haircuts, or social, chest, neck, ribcage, heart, or inner ear problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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