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The John Hench Riverboat dark ride, monstrously considered to be the worst Victorian dark ride at Disneyland
John Hench Riverboat
May 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
The John Hench Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator John Hench -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities as if sailing the Rivers of the Interior. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild oil
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Fort Scenery
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this dark ride with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, you will be compelled to try something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get dry on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
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